We Can't Guarantee Your Protection
Don’t you just love how you can buy a protection plan along with just about anything you buy now a days? And don’t you just love that look the clerk behind the register gives you when you say no? Listen, I understand you get some sort of up-sell perk but honestly, unless I am spending close to a grand I probably don’t need a protection plan. And I especially don’t need your scratch re-placement protection plan on a freakin video game. How about this, you knock five dollars off the price of the game and I will buy your five dollar protection plan so that you get that up-sell. Deal?